AISubs v3.7
Oh! It's here! It's here! Hey!
Eh? Eh?
Huh? Ah, what?
Is it here?
Who will be the first one to fall asleep?
Oh! It's here! It's here!
Oh! It's here!
Look at it! It's finally here!
It's finally here!
Yes, it's a lie! It's definitely a lie!
The live broadcast has begun!
Yes, everyone, I'm sorry.
We had a little trouble.
The start was delayed.
That was close! Where was I sleeping?
No, it's really starting, isn't it?
You can see it, can't you?
Is it really starting?
You can see it, can't you?
Yes, you can see it.
Ah, it's coming.
Yes.
But it's definitely a bad death.
Ah, what?
Something weird came out.
Are you okay?
But it's really not in the comments.
What? It's scary.
Ah, it's here.
You can see it, can't you?
Can you see it?
I don't know how many people you can see.
Well, you can see it.
You can see it if you save it anyway, right?
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Question and answer corner other than cooperation!
Until now, when it comes to question and answer corner,
I was doing it alone.
How much do you show me?
Why do you only show me here?
Stop it! Your eyes are dangerous!
Don't hold it.
Don't bite me!
My neck hurts.
Until now, I was doing question and answer corner alone.
I think there are questions for the members,
so let's do it this time.
I'll read the questions right away.
Don't bite me!
Yes!
But!
It's too much for everyone to answer.
Until now, I've been answering alone,
so only one person will answer this time as well.
The winner will be decided
by drawing this lottery.
For example, your favorite food is penne, honey, mombra sold at 7-eleven, or your favorite food in the dormitory is steamed glasses.
P-tan.
I don't like it at all.
Please be careful as this will happen.
What is the background music for today?
Do you want it?
Please.
Let's bring it.
You can't hear it unless it's as loud as the background music.
But it's close to the camera today, so it's a little easier to hear.
He always says it's small, but is it okay today?
I lost my computer.
You lost it?
I have to make a background music.
Can you make a long one?
I have to download Logic Pro.
Who is this guy?
It's my first time making a background music for a video.
This guy is funny.
I want to go to Lawson today.
To buy a ballpoint pen.
I don't know anyone.
I don't know anyone who did it today.
What was your usual age?
I was a young high school student.
I don't know.
You guys are talking.
It's a live broadcast.
I'll ask you about it later.
I want to talk now.
Everyone, #QuestionOnware is recruiting on Twitter.
Maybe you'll pick it up when you see it.
Is it too unlikely?
How long do you think you can do it?
Let's say about 30 minutes.
Yes, I understand.
If you like, please add more questions.
I did it in order from the longer background music, so I can't say anything.
Isn't it like us?
It's over.
This is what Shibayu learned when he made the pot video.
Maybe it's pretty big.
Yeah, you're right.
It's better to speak with a louder voice than usual.
Got it!
Here we go with the first question.
What type of woman do you like?
Ta-dah! This one!
Ta-dah! Insect glasses!
What type of woman do you like?
The background music is too loud.
What type of woman do I like...
Well, I don't like blonde girls who hang out together.
So I like the opposite of that.
I like a woman who seems serious and quiet.
But she's good at talking.
I like a woman who talks from a distance and is funny.
And I like a woman who eats a lot.
That's why...
Oh, let's not talk about it.
Let's not talk about it.
What?
It's not a fight or something, is it?
What do you mean?
Really?
I don't remember it.
Because you're friends.
You know about her, don't you?
You know about her past feelings, don't you?
Oh, that's what you mean.
What do you mean?
Because of you, everyone thinks I'm fat.
No one wants that.
But you're fat, too.
Which one are you talking about?
There are many.
You like fat people, don't you?
I don't really care about it.
You like fat people, don't you?
I don't say that much.
Well, like this.
If the person who asked the question saw it and wanted to ask you or me,
Unfortunately.
There is a possibility that you will only answer "unfortunately" until the end.
Yeah, it really depends on what you say.
Let's move on.
Ryo-kun, why are you so handsome?
It's random, isn't it?
Don't mess with me.
Why is Ryo-kun so handsome?
Why are you so handsome?
After all, human beings grow by experiencing success.
Ryo-kun has been recognized by women for a long time.
He has never been troubled by women.
That's why he thinks he's cool.
That's why he has that aura because he thinks he's cool.
Confidence is important.
That's why Ryo-kun is so handsome.
It doesn't make sense.
It's not that Ryo-kun is handsome in the first place.
There are many things around you that make you handsome.
In addition, the taste of handsome people is working.
Ryo-kun is bad.
It's like having a handsome age.
Ryo-kun becomes more handsome when he is told that he is handsome.
That's what it is.
The original Ryo-kun may be bad because of something popular.
At first, you were praised for something, and your face got cooler.
I'm being bullied.
These people are bad. I'm sorry.
Ryo-kun's elementary school... Can I say this?
You say it once.
Ryo-kun's elementary school has a very small number of people.
That's why it's very important for friends to get along with each other.
If you don't get along with him, you can't get along with him.
We were all friends.
That's why we got along with each other and continued to have a good relationship.
I think everyone is cool about it.
How many elementary school students were there?
How many?
Was it relatively large?
There were about 50 students in school years.
That's not much.
That's right.
But it's not cool, is it?
What?
But it's not cool, is it?
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
It's a camera error.
But Toshimitsu and I are in the same elementary school, and we are cool.
But if you're different, your theory will be messed up.
No, there are a lot of 50 students.
50 students? Wait, really?
Let's move on.
I hate this.
I'm scared.
Let's make it easy.
You seem to be annoyed.
Tell me how to release stress.
Random.
Toshimitsu.
Oh!
What?
How to release stress.
You seem to be stressed out the most.
That's true.
You may be an enemy.
That's right.
I'm bullied a lot.
I just sing a lot in the car.
Oh, you're driving.
You suddenly start driving at night.
I'm driving today.
It's funnier than driving.
Wait a minute.
Toshimitsu just said something funny.
What is it?
You're cute.
Did you say something cute to me?
Toshimitsu said it, so I can't say it.
I can't say it.
What?
It's Toshimitsu's turn.
I want to drive at home.
At about 12 o'clock at night.
I said I was driving.
That's not what you said earlier.
What?
I said I wanted to drive.
What did you say?
I can't say it, can I?
Please explain it for me.
Toshimitsu said, "I want to drive."
I said I wanted to drive.
You said it in a funny way.
It has nothing to do with driving.
I'll go next.
You said it in a funny way.
Recent love affairs.
I'll go next.
Toshimitsu!
Be honest with me.
I'm just playing now.
If you say that, it's a little love relationship.
Is it love?
This is noisy.
There is no place for this.
A little smaller.
Is it love?
Love?
I don't know where love comes from.
It's not like that.
It's not like you're in contact with girls these days.
I'm just playing.
You can misunderstand that you're playing.
That's right.
If you see it, you'll suddenly say it's the worst.
That's right.
I think it's the same as Tetsuya.
You don't have to spread it out.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared of this.
We're just eating together.
With a certain person.
That's what you mean, right?
I'm serious.
If you lie, it doesn't make sense.
It's not like you're in contact with girls these days.
Who did you say it to?
I don't know at all.
It's just love.
I'll go next.
Girls are always asking questions like this.
Is there anyone who is honest with the listener?
Ryo is here.
He may not be in the best place.
He's fast.
Type?
There's no such thing as a type.
It's a type.
How many types do you have?
It's amazing.
I only have four types.
Four types?
How many types are there in those four types?
Shut up.
Be careful.
Shut up, gyaru. Gyaru, smart-looking, quiet, quiet, funny.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's not cute or not cute.
What do you mean? What are you talking about?
I just want to go out with you.
I didn't know. I didn't have a face type.
Is there a type of person you like?
Difficult, cute.
No face?
If you don't like boobs, you don't like boobs.
No one really wants to go out with you.
I see.
Is a type such a heavy thing?
Type, huh?
Don't you know what a type is?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what a type is.
I don't know if it's cute or not.
If you do a type, it may be a little difficult to go out with you.
I was just asking questions.
It's difficult, so it changes depending on how you try it.
If you have something in your mind, you can answer it.
There are cute viewers.
That's great.
Let's move on.
There's a lot of "go out with me" and "don't go out with me".
Girls are too sexy, aren't they?
Girls are too sexy.
Too sexy.
I don't want to say that.
Which one do you want me to say?
What are you talking about?
Next one is also too sexy.
Sexy again.
Zawa-kun, won't you get married?
He said it.
He said it seriously.
I'll answer it seriously.
I have an unstable job as a YouTuber.
It's popular now, but I don't know how long it will last.
I don't know how long it will last, but I can't ask my parents to get me married.
As long as I'm a YouTuber, it's hard for me to think about it.
While you're watching him on YouTube, you want him to stop being a YouTuber because you can't get married, right?
What?
Was it me?
Yes.
That's how you think of me.
That's how you think of me now.
But you just said that, didn't you?
If you find a stable job other than YouTube, you can get married.
I don't think about YouTube forever.
I want to do something different someday.
If it goes well, I don't know.
It looks like you have a long way to go.
You have a chance to buy a network.
Let's go as far as we can.
Next.
You guys are sexy again.
How many girlfriends have you had?
I'm jealous of you.
I'll do my best.
Count the number of girlfriends you have.
I'll count your fingers later.
There are a lot of girlfriends.
I did it.
That's dangerous.
I don't know.
Where does your girlfriend's line come from?
What does that line mean?
No, no, no.
When you were in junior high school...
Can you tell me?
I can't tell you.
I know what you mean.
I'm reducing it.
I know what you want to say.
I've heard it a lot.
Do you want to kiss everyone?
I'll say it in junior high school.
In junior high school...
It's not funny.
There are four of us in junior high school.
You're lying.
It's true.
You're lying.
It's "pon"
I thought you were "pon"
I was surprised.
I thought you were "pon"
I'm not "pon"
What do you like about each other?
Recently I forgot what I like about her.
I like her a lot.
You fall in love right away, don't you?
I fall in love right away and go all the way with her, but I get dumped right away.
Do you get dumped right away?
At first you look happy every time, don't you?
Of course I do.
Why do you bother me?
It was amazing once.
I know.
I'm going to cry.
I think I'm going to get married.
I don't need it.
I'm telling you it's three of you today.
But you can't have other feelings, so it's okay.
Do you go out with her every time you want to get married?
Even if Tetsuya comes to me like that in the future, I won't be able to trust you.
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
You've been in a lot of relationships and you've failed a lot of them, haven't you?
I choose properly, so I don't have many relationships.
I see.
I don't play with you at all.
You're just the right size for me.
I don't play with you at all.
I've heard you say it about a hundred times.
I'll go next.
It's finally over since "sukeme 7".
Is "sukeme zone" over?
"sukeme zone" may come back at the end of the show.
It's over for now.
Who is the most dangerous member?
What's that?
This is always a controversy.
Here you go.
Ta-dah!
Toshimitsu.
This is...
It depends on the perspective of "danger".
I think everyone thinks it's "danger" every time they see it.
In the end, it's "danger".
You guys are all "danger".
That's right.
Each of us has "danger".
That's why we're an interesting team.
Why do you think it's "danger"?
I really don't think it's "danger".
You idiots!
Why do you think it's "danger"?
Why is that?
Did you watch "samurai" yesterday?
That's a terrible prank.
It's not a "danger" prank.
You've been thinking about it for two days.
You made me sleep for two days.
You guys...
But "danger" is "danger" for real.
Isn't there a time when you think it's "danger" at that time?
There are times when I think it's "danger" recently.
It's definitely "danger".
Which one is "danger"?
You're kidding me, right?
You're "danger" yourself.
I know you're "danger", but...
You're "danger", but you're good at telling others that you're "danger".
You're good at making people think you're "danger".
Everyone thinks you're "danger" because you're stupid.
You guys are stupid.
These guys really believe what we say.
You guys are stupid.
You guys believe what we say.
Toshimitsu, you're stupid.
Of course I'm not stupid.
You're really stupid.
Which one is "danger"?
Tetsuya is "danger".
"Danger" is also difficult.
It's "danger" because Toshimitsu is in "time".
It's "danger" because Toshimitsu is in "time" from yesterday's "danger".
Tetsuya is "danger" because he's so cute.
It's "danger" because he's hiding his face when he's cute.
Seriously.
Who is "danger" the most up to the 10th floor?
I don't know why.
Some people say it's "danger" because they've seen it before.
I don't know why people say it's "danger" because they've seen it before.
You guys are "danger".
This guy is "danger" because he's a bad guy.
He's the worst.
He's a sudden bad guy.
What's that?
I have a serious question for you.
Which is better, a job or a career?
You're talking about him, right?
Yes.
"Danger" is "danger".
I think this is "danger" because he's a high school student.
He's a high school student.
It's obvious.
It's not obvious, but...
Even if you "danger" yourself, you'll work anyway.
If you "danger" yourself, you'll go to a different career and you'll get a job.
You're still in a dilemma.
That's why you "danger" yourself and save time.
That's right.
There are many realities of "danger".
"Danger" is "danger" because you have a scholarship.
I didn't get a single yen from my parents.
I'm a good student.
If you study hard, you can get a job.
It's better to graduate from college than to graduate from high school, isn't it?
I think so.
I'm going to get a job first.
You don't go to college later.
You can go to college, but you don't have to experience it.
It's fun to go to college.
It's fun.
You should go to college.
It's easier to live your life.
You can study normally.
You talk a lot.
Next question.
What is the current situation of Toshimitsu's marriage?
Ryo!
Don't say it.
I know it.
He said he was addicted to it in a live broadcast before.
I've only done it once.
I've only said it once, but I'm addicted to it.
I said, "What are you doing?"
He believed me right away.
You're lying.
You said you were addicted to it in a live broadcast.
Some people say it only once.
I said it only once and it was fun, so I'm addicted to it.
It was fun, wasn't it?
But you said you were addicted to it.
I thought you might be addicted to it.
It was fun in the afternoon.
It wasn't a good story.
I've only said it in the afternoon.
I've never asked you.
I said it and it was fun, so I'm addicted to it.
Do you want to say it again?
I want to marry you.
Please invite me.
But you can't.
But you're playing with her now.
That's a bad way to say it.
You're playing with her.
Next.
This is a fun question.
What is your favorite pineapple?
You only know about pineapples.
What is your favorite pineapple?
I don't know.
Please answer.
There was a pineapple in Okinawa.
I was really scared of it.
You like it, don't you?
I don't like it at all.
Next.
Who is your girlfriend with the insect glasses?
Please think about it.
Ryo, are you scared of it?
Who is your girlfriend with the insect glasses?
It's hard.
I'm scared of it.
Please erase it.
Who is your girlfriend with the insect glasses?
Please tell me.
Who is your girlfriend with the insect glasses?
I don't like it.
I don't know her face.
Wait a minute, I'll look it up.
Don't you know?
I'll answer you.
Yes.
Wait a minute, I don't know.
I don't know her face.
Strawberry uniform?
Wait a minute.
Isn't that before?
It was a strawberry uniform before, too.
Is it still a strawberry uniform now?
Do you know what I want to say now?
Colorful.
Why did you compare it to a strawberry uniform while it was white?
Maybe it's like a strawberry uniform.
I know.
Wait a minute, you think it's ugly.
No, strawberry uniforms are cute.
I like it very much.
Don't you know?
I like strawberry uniforms, too.
It's cute, isn't it?
Well...
What did you say?
Don't let me say it.
It's a very good one.
It's a very cute one.
I sometimes help you with it.
It's a very good one.
Oh, it's a strawberry uniform.
Who do you look like?
It looks delicious.
I'll say you don't look like me.
I don't think I've seen you much.
Who do you think you look like?
I can't answer you now.
Is that so?
I felt like I was saying too much, so I don't think I need to say it.
The person in front of you looks like you.
Oh, yeah.
Don't talk about the person in front of you.
You looked like you.
In uniform.
What was it before that?
You looked like a dwarf.
That's right.
You're the worst.
That's not good.
You looked like a dwarf.
Hey, you!
Wait a minute!
The screen is...
What are you talking about?
It's a combination of things like that, isn't it?
Come on!
Oh, yeah.
Now...
It's a timely thing.
Well...
It's serious.
I don't know if I should permanently remove my underhair or not.
For men, which is better, having underhair or not?
I'd like you to give me your opinions.
- That's justice, isn't it? - Well, well, well...
- It's a representative man's opinion, so... - Yes.
Ina-question-ton! It's a bug!
- Wow, you're turning to justice, Naito. - I'm not turning.
- No, you should definitely do it. Please stop. - Eh?!
- Eh? - You're kidding, right?
- Is that so? - Why?
- Is that so? - Why? What do you think is good?
- What you like is funny. - Eh?! Really?
- Does it look like that to you? - No.
- What do you mean? - I've never thought about it like that.
I've never thought about it like, "Maybe I should have underhair or not."
- I've never thought about it like that. - No, you haven't.
- That's why, like... - Yes.
- Even when I had my underhair permanently removed, I said stupid things. - Ah, you said stupid things.
- That's true. - Yes.
- And also, I can't remove my underhair just because of a music video or something like that. - Ah...
- Ah, I see. - I see.
- Doesn't it look childish? - Ah...
- If you don't like childish things, you don't like it. - Yes, like, if you want to look young, it's fine, right?
- Hmm, that's true. - Then...
- That's what you mean, right? - You might not be able to go out with glasses.
- That's what you mean, right? - That's why you shouldn't do it.
- I see. - Yes, I see.
- What do you like? - Wow...
- It's either one of them. - It's either one of them.
- If it's either one of them, there's no need for underhair.
- Ah... - But it's either one of them, right?
- Ah, that's right. I guess it's different for certain parts.
- I think it's common for Japanese people to style their hair in certain parts. - That's true.
- I think it's fine like that. - I see.
- If you don't have permanent hair loss, you don't have to worry about losing your hair. - Well, I think it's fine as you like it.
- I think it's fine as you like it. - Question corner.
- What's the benefit of that? - Isn't it easier?
- That's true. - Because you can get out of it.
- Because you can get out of it, huh? - Hmm...
- You dropped it.
- It was bad just now. - It was bad.
- I see. - Next!
- I don't know what it is.
- "Goods tour 2017, will you do it?" - I don't know what it is.
- "Den", "Ryo". - I can't answer it at all.
- We won't do it.
- Because we don't have goods.
- That's true. - We don't have goods.
- We don't have many opportunities to meet you. - Hmm...
- But "goods tour" was a big hit. - Hmm...
- So we want it, but... - Hmm...
- We don't have any plans. - Okay.
- We want to meet you again someday. - Hmm...
- We want to meet you at that level again. - Hmm...
- We want to meet you properly. - Yes.
- I think that "Kouryu de Ieba Toukai Moe" is pretty top in YouTube world. - It's definitely the highest.
- Yes. - Seriously.
- I like the content and how you turn it. - But...
- We have quite a lot of content. - We want you to enjoy it.
- Yes, we want you to be satisfied with it. - High-touch is not ice.
- That's no good. - High-touch can be done infinitely.
- We want to do it as much as we can, but we don't have any plans. - Okay.
What was the most difficult shooting recently?
- Toshin Suhide. - Yes.
- That's it. - That's it.
- Insect glasses! - I was defeated as usual.
- Among those who ran 20 laps. - Oh!
- Well, well. - Who won the championship and who lost it?
- Yes. - That...
- That was really bad. - Yes.
I couldn't run because of lack of exercise.
My legs hurt so much I couldn't walk.
- That's one of the causes of lack of exercise. - Yes.
- No, it's not. Try it! - No!
I've been doing it since high school.
- I don't feel lack of exercise myself. - You don't feel lack of exercise?
But it was impossible. That was the longest I ran in my life.
- It was impossible. - Yes, it was impossible. It was my limit.
- It's tough to run 20 laps. - It's tough.
- That was... - Yes.
- I should have won with rock-paper-scissors. - Yes.
- That shooting wasn't difficult at all. - It was fun.
- What was it? We only ate cream puffs. - Yes, yes, yes.
- We only won with rock-paper-scissors. - Yes.
- It was a piece of cake. - That's why it wasn't difficult at all.
It's a lie.
If I don't get mad and if I don't get mad and if I don't end up like this, I won't get mad.
- Next question! - Yes!
- I got a spot for Toshimitsu. - Yes!
If you were to date Toshimitsu-kun for real, what would you do?
- What I would do? - "Do you have to rely on Tinder?"
- Why do you have to rely on Tinder? - "Or do you go to meet him at an event?"
- Mushi-mei, you answer. - Yes.
- Mushi-mei... - Oh, no! I'm sorry, Toshimitsu!
- Mushi-mei... - I'm sorry, Toshimitsu!
- I wanted to say that. - I wanted to say that.
Wait a minute. Toshimitsu, you should feel it.
- Toshimitsu, if you want to date him... - Wait a minute.
- Can I say this in terms of logic? - Yes, yes.
First of all, Toshimitsu-san has a strong sense of justice.
So I would never send a DM to a listener I like.
- Absolutely not. - No, right?
So...
Tetsuya is the only one who can do that.
People will think it's true! I haven't done it before!
- People will think it's true! - You're the worst!
You're the worst!
- You're starting to crush me! Stop it! - I don't know what you're saying!
- You're starting to crush me! - Should I send you a DM?
- Calm down, calm down. - So Toshimitsu is...
We have to meet in person, by chance.
And it's not as a listener, but as a person who just happened to be there and said, "Oh, I happen to know you, too."
- Well, it's impossible without such a coincidence, isn't it, Toshimitsu-san? - I see.
After all, Toshimitsu-san is not the type of person to approach a woman from himself.
So I'm waiting for a miracle.
That means we have to meet Toshimitsu by chance in the city,
so if you tell me where Toshimitsu might meet you now, you'll be saved, right?
Toshimitsu, you're so introverted.
You idiot! You just said you'd go for a drive right away!
- What are you talking about? It's not like you're in a 248. - 248!
I'm not in a car!
- Route 246. - Tell me where it is!
Ah, Toshimitsu-san!
Hmm, I don't know.
Maybe you shouldn't say it out loud.
- But you know, it's a filter, right? - I know, I know.
- That's true. - Yeah.
- It's like... - Actually, ever since we started dating...
- That's scary. - I've known Toshimitsu-san for a long time.
- That's scary. - That's scary.
I know him, but we don't know each other in person.
I think it's better to lie and say, "Huh? You're on YouTube?" a couple of times longer.
Now that we've come this far, I'm suspicious that you don't know YouTube.
- Ah... - If you lie, I don't like it.
- That's true. - But it's hard.
- What do we do? - Toshimitsu doesn't seem like he'd date a girl.
- Does he? - Does he?
- Not really.
- If you say he doesn't, it's a lie. - About that.
Ah...
But if you meet him by chance somewhere, it might be him.
- At a clerk's shop. - Ah!
- A clerk's shop? - Yeah.
- You go there a lot, but you end up at a clerk's shop. - Yeah.
- I see. - Toshimitsu, you go there a lot. Where do you go?
Where do you go?
- Me? - Yeah.
- Starbucks? - Oh!
- Oh, Toshimitsu, Starbucks clerks say that a lot! - Oh, they say it!
- You should be a Starbucks clerk! - Starbucks clerk, that's it!
And for you, Toshimitsu, please secretly put some chocolate sauce on it.
But I have a rule that I have my name written on it, so I'll write my name and some special message on it.
- I don't like that. - If you don't have a phone number, Toshimitsu won't write it for you.
"You'll write my name for me, right?" I get that a lot.
I also say it on Instagram, you know.
- Yeah, Starbucks clerks say that a lot. - Yeah.
- Which Starbucks clerks do you go to these days? - I go to Coca-Cola Front in Toyohashi.
- You go that far? - Yeah.
I've been there, you know.
- Starbucks clerks... - Starbucks, huh...
I'll go there, I'll go there.
- There's that. - Starbucks clerks, it's the day after tomorrow, so please go to Starbucks. - They're taking pictures of you, right?
- There is, there is. - It looks like they're taking pictures of you. - They're definitely taking pictures of you.
- They're all cool and they're all cute. - It definitely looks like it.
Okay, next!
Since when has your chest hair grown?
No...
Who knows?!
- Let me know! - It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter at all!
- I'm glad! - I'm not the one who gets the most appropriate answer!
It's been a while since I got an answer like that.
- "Since when has your chest hair grown?" - I'm a little curious about that.
But like...
When I was in high school, it didn't grow.
- What?! - What?!
- Wait... - Really?
- No, really? - No way!
- Plus, you definitely don't have it in high school, right? - Yeah.
Like, do you have it in high school or not?
I don't think I had it in high school!
- Really? - What?! Really?!
- Can I ask you something? - Yeah.
Where did you start growing it out?
Here...
What happened when you first started growing it out?
My dad used to grow it out a lot back in the day.
Here it comes...
- It starts growing out of you. - When you first started growing it out,
- if you shaved it... - No, I shaved it in the beginning.
The more you shave it, the darker it gets.
- But you give up eventually. - Yeah.
I think you should just accept it.
It's my destiny.
Even if you avoid it, it's not a good thing.
If you use it as a weapon, you'll have a life without it.
I don't think you should be embarrassed about it.
- You're still alive. - You're right.
Even now, when you're asking me this question, I'm using it as a weapon.
So...
When did you start growing it out?
- No, I didn't. - No, you didn't.
- What are you talking about? - But you know...
You grew it out in your chest and shaved it,
but in the middle you were like, "Okay, I'm done with it."
Don't worry about it! Don't worry about it!
- It's really long-lasting. - It's really long - lasting.
Don't worry about it!
- Okay, next question! - Okay!
Ah! This is a weird one.
- Toshimitsu-san's... - Me again?
One-shot comedy with all your heart, please.
If it's not funny, Toshimitsu will shave Tetsuya's butt.
What if I don't shave it?
- Toshimitsu would shave it and I would ignore you. - That's right.
- Ehh?! - That's right.
This is how you do it!
- TOSHIMITSU! - WHOA!
- You can shave it all off! - Whoa...
- You're going all-in today! - All-in.
- You're going all-in today! - My butt...
- "One-shot comedy with all your heart, please." - "One-shot comedy with all your heart, please."
What's "one-shot comedy with all your heart, please"?
- I'm thinking about it before I find my butt. - I like rock, too.
I like it, but...
But "one-shot comedy with all your heart," it's one-shot comedy.
- I'm going all-in. - That's right.
- So that's what you mean. - No, no, it's not like that.
- Are you thinking about it now? - No, like...
- I've had a lot of it. - "One-shot comedy with all your heart," it's a little different.
- It's a little different. - It's a little different.
- It's like "think of it in that moment." - It's not boring, but I'll say it here.
- "One-shot comedy with all your heart," right? - I don't like it if it's boring, but I don't like it if it's a bloodbath.
- What could it be? Wait a minute, you haven't done "one-shot comedy with all your heart" before. - You're surprised all of a sudden, aren't you?
- I'm not sure, but "one-shot comedy with all your heart" was... - You know, those... what was it?
- Those times, like, while they were handing you a toy suddenly... You did it, didn't you? With a weird machine, you know.
- You know in Shibayu's parents' house, there's like a speed like that. - Ah, there was.
- Like, you handed him a weird toy-like piano and you were like "Ah, there's just the right thing right now," like you said, right? - "This time is dangerous," your heart keeps pounding like this.
- Okay, I'll say it. - It's not boring, but...
- I'm scared. - Okay.
Hmm...
This is...
This is a little...
It doesn't look like an art museum.
Either way.
- It's funny. - No, it's not.
I was like, "Do something, slide, and bam!"
- You just laughed. - I didn't know which way to go.
- You were laughing, so...
- You laughed. - It was a museum, so it was funny.
- You were laughing, so it wasn't fun. - You're right.
It was a good joke.
- What's wrong with you? - You're annoying.
- It was funny.
- YouTube is easy. - It was funny.
- You said "eh?" - Didn't you hear me?
"Slide," "laugh," "annoying," "annoying"
- "Annoying," "annoying," it's not explosive. - If you say "eh?" right away, it's not funny.
- It's a strong hit. - "Annoying"
- What about you, Iwase? - It's boring.
Who is the person you want to see the most now?
- It's still boring here, but it's been a while. - Really?
- It's boring. - It's boring. Ryo.
- "Who is the person you want to see the most now?" - "Who is the person you want to see the most now?"
Eh?
- "Eh, this is impossible for me..." - "Eh?"
- "Eh, this is impossible for me..." - "Oi!"
Oi! Let me talk!
"Oi! Let me talk!" "I'm like that, too."
"Oi! Let me talk!" "I'm like that, too." "Oh, really?"
"Oi! Let me talk!" "I always say the same thing for everyone."
- "So, would you like to say it together?" - "Shall we?"
- "Since it's supposed to be the same answer as yours." - "Yeah."
Yes.
Shall we?
Ready, and...
Frank Lampardo.
Oh, it's wrong.
Yumemaru is better than Lampardo!
Yumemaru is way better!
Lampardo's is worse!
You're too high up!
That's not the question.
Lampardo's is better.
Lampardo's is Lampardo's.
Lampardo's is worse.
Yumemaru's is definitely worse.
Yumemaru's is worse.
Lampardo's is worse.
If you actually meet Lampardo, you'll say, "Oh, Lampardo met me."
If you don't, you'll end up breaking up.
You'll be really moved.
Yumemaru and I will meet, right?
We'll meet, so it's fine.
How many months do you think we haven't met?
- We really haven't met. - I want to meet you.
- I want to meet you.
How long has it been since we last met?
Recently, Yumemaru came out after Sub-chan's grandmother.
- Thank you, grandmother! - Thank you, grandmother!
It's been a while since I saw you!
- Really... - I really want to meet you.
Yumemaru... Is it Yumemaru?
- No, no. The one I want to meet is... - Lampardo.
- Lampardo.
- Did you retire? - I retired.
- But I still work at a company. - I see.
Then, I'll say something embarrassing.
Say something that will make your female listeners fall in love with you in one fell swoop.
Here we go!
- Toshimitsu! - Thank goodness.
- I didn't like it. - Fall in love with you complaint.
- Oh, no. I'm a little nervous. - Can we do it the other way around?
- Fall in love with you in one fell swoop? - In one fell swoop.
- Fall in love with your female viewers in one fell swoop. - Can you do it?
If this gets cut off, it'll be spread on Twitter.
I have to say it from my girlfriend's perspective.
- Recently... - It might be better if we don't show it.
- Editing is hard. - Yes.
- Fall in love with your female viewers... - In one fell swoop.
- In one fell swoop. What was it? - Fall in love with you in one fell swoop.
Fall in love with you in one fell swoop.
What do you want to do after this?
I have LALALAND at home. Do you want to watch it?
Wait a minute.
Did you drop it?
- No, I didn't. - Wait, did you drop it?
- I've never dropped it. - It's a word of support.
Invite me to your house.
After watching LALALAND, you feel good.
- Yes or no? - Yes.
What?
Is it over?
I said two words.